Mobnabtit is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, amazing elephant.

Mobnabtit created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobnabtit, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mobnabtit, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Mobnabtit's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Mobnabtit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red eagles for they are unholy.

2. Never think ill of sick snails.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never chant in the presence of birds.