Caromtpan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able guinea pig.

Caromtpan created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Caromtpan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Caromtpan, she will turn you into a rat.

Caromtpan's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Caromtpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.