Farkiktig Tiplenrat Dusstafquimwapaftik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sapient dryad.

Farkiktig Tiplenrat Dusstafquimwapaftik created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Farkiktig Tiplenrat Dusstafquimwapaftik, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Farkiktig Tiplenrat Dusstafquimwapaftik, it will refuse to believe in you.

Farkiktig Tiplenrat Dusstafquimwapaftik's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Farkiktig Tiplenrat Dusstafquimwapaftik's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green dogs for they are unholy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farkiktig Tiplenrat Dusstafquimwapaftik.

5. Do not kill horses.