Davbadrill Fossbugfag is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, blissful butterfly.

Davbadrill Fossbugfag created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davbadrill Fossbugfag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Davbadrill Fossbugfag, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Davbadrill Fossbugfag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Davbadrill Fossbugfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.