Rutsatpib is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unthoughtful goose.

Rutsatpib created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rutsatpib, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rutsatpib, he will turn you into a frog.

Rutsatpib's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Rutsatpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.