Ligvenged is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, moody squirrel.

Ligvenged created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligvenged, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ligvenged, he will turn you into a mole.

Ligvenged's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Ligvenged's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.