Futbemmip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust crocodile.

Futbemmip created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Futbemmip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Futbemmip, she will turn you into a tree.

Futbemmip's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Futbemmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Always help horses in need.