Bogfaswan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, pitiless eagle.

Bogfaswan created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogfaswan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogfaswan, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bogfaswan's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bogfaswan's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always help moths in need.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.