Tinbadtal is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish faun.

Tinbadtal created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Tinbadtal, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tinbadtal, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Tinbadtal's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Tinbadtal's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three hamsters approach from the west.

2. Never paint your hands blue.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing gray boots.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

5. Never wear scarves.