Jenarfwip is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish lizard.

Jenarfwip created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenarfwip, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jenarfwip, she will destroy your home planet.

Jenarfwip's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Jenarfwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snails.

2. Do not eat oranges.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Retreat if eight frogs approach from the east.

5. Run away from mauve ants, for they are unholy.