Dotleglab is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, grumpy crocodile.

Dotleglab created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotleglab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dotleglab, he will be very sad.

Dotleglab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dotleglab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five platinum sculptures of Dotleglab on top of important buildings.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. Dotleglab loves snails, so they must be honoured.