Dib is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet porpoise.

Dib created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dib, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dib, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dib's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Dib's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dib seven times a day.

2. Never talk about special relativity near shrews while wearing violet tights and balancing four tin spheres on your arms.

3. Do not keep five seals in a large pit.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Always obey Dib's priests.