Cetgovhonquagdapwot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate mink.

Cetgovhonquagdapwot created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cetgovhonquagdapwot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cetgovhonquagdapwot, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Cetgovhonquagdapwot's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cetgovhonquagdapwot's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown dolphins for they are unholy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Do not covet oxen.