Quimdissbum is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, idiotic chicken.

Quimdissbum created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Quimdissbum, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quimdissbum, it will turn you into a frog.

Quimdissbum's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Quimdissbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to mice while wearing fawn tights.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.