Gilnarfut is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive rhinoceros.

Gilnarfut created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Gilnarfut, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gilnarfut, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gilnarfut's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Gilnarfut's Holy Commandments

1. Gilnarfut loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Gilnarfut on top of all buildings.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always obey Gilnarfut's priests.