Weggutsand Wapnibfly is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud dog.

Weggutsand Wapnibfly created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weggutsand Wapnibfly, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Weggutsand Wapnibfly, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Weggutsand Wapnibfly's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Weggutsand Wapnibfly's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Weggutsand Wapnibfly.