Dadcap is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, caring toad.

Dadcap created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadcap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dadcap, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dadcap's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dadcap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple foxes, for they are unholy.

2. Feed all hungry great tits.

3. Dadcap loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

4. Worship no other gods but Dadcap.

5. Always obey Dadcap's priests.