Sterbogtipjapwegtalflis is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced guinea pig.

Sterbogtipjapwegtalflis created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Sterbogtipjapwegtalflis, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sterbogtipjapwegtalflis, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sterbogtipjapwegtalflis' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Sterbogtipjapwegtalflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not take Sterbogtipjapwegtalflis' name in vain.

5. Do not jump in public.