Sanzogfut is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, proud mole.

Sanzogfut created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanzogfut, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sanzogfut, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sanzogfut's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Sanzogfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Never feed beans to moths while wearing pink boots.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.