Lophimlip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless sheep.

Lophimlip created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lophimlip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lophimlip, she will send minions to preach to you.

Lophimlip's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Lophimlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Always treat bats with great respect.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.