Fedtikjanspaggedzen is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome camel.

Fedtikjanspaggedzen created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedtikjanspaggedzen, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fedtikjanspaggedzen, she will turn you into a plant.

Fedtikjanspaggedzen's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fedtikjanspaggedzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Fedtikjanspaggedzen on top of all buildings.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fedtikjanspaggedzen.