Sakloopbod is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, omniscient frog.

Sakloopbod created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakloopbod, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sakloopbod, it will boil you in a big pot.

Sakloopbod's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Sakloopbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Hide if seven aardvarks approach from the east.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Sakloopbod in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about spacetime near grasshopers while wearing mauve coats.