Fabyarlxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless goat.

Fabyarlxuc created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Fabyarlxuc, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fabyarlxuc, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fabyarlxuc's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Fabyarlxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Feed all hungry doves.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.