Mobcunsak is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, conceited hummingbird.

Mobcunsak created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobcunsak, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mobcunsak, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mobcunsak's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Mobcunsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown scarves.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.