Xinben is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unselfish dog.

Xinben created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinben, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xinben, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Xinben's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Xinben's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. Hide if five great tits approach from the north.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.