Larprulpangyarhuncamcen is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, grumpy yak.

Larprulpangyarhuncamcen created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larprulpangyarhuncamcen, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Larprulpangyarhuncamcen, she will refuse to believe in you.

Larprulpangyarhuncamcen's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Larprulpangyarhuncamcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never paint your chest white.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Feed all hungry goats.