Gepcatveg is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, thoughtless
ferret.
Gepcatveg created life twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Gepcatveg, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Gepcatveg, he will turn you into a sheep.
Gepcatveg's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Gepcatveg's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Never write about moons.
5. Never feed lots of coconuts to sheep while wearing cyan rings.