Gepcatveg is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, thoughtless ferret.

Gepcatveg created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gepcatveg, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gepcatveg, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gepcatveg's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Gepcatveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never feed lots of coconuts to sheep while wearing cyan rings.