Dongedcentifhinsom is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, all-powerful cow.

Dongedcentifhinsom created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dongedcentifhinsom, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dongedcentifhinsom, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dongedcentifhinsom's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dongedcentifhinsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never wear red shoes.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always take life seriously.