Gessnegwik Nutkikjap is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, sage hare.

Gessnegwik Nutkikjap created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessnegwik Nutkikjap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gessnegwik Nutkikjap, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gessnegwik Nutkikjap's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gessnegwik Nutkikjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Gessnegwik Nutkikjap in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.