Xenlabflap is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing chicken.

Xenlabflap created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenlabflap, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Xenlabflap, she will turn you into a slug.

Xenlabflap's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Xenlabflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Xenlabflap loves dogs, so they must be respected.

3. Never skip near tortoises.

4. Never hurt bats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.