Sakrapcem is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind jellyfish.

Sakrapcem created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Sakrapcem, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sakrapcem, he will turn you into a goat.

Sakrapcem's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Sakrapcem's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

2. Never eat beans.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about swans.

5. Never talk about planets.