Tapluntonk is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, stupid jackal.

Tapluntonk created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapluntonk, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tapluntonk, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tapluntonk's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Tapluntonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.