Tafstragdab is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, conceited cobra.

Tafstragdab created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafstragdab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tafstragdab, he will destroy your favourite star.

Tafstragdab's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tafstragdab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green voles for they are unholy.

2. Never feed lots of coconuts to shrews while wearing orange boots.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about optics near swans while wearing indigo corsets and balancing six silver spheres on your chest.