Bossfarlakkenhudsitbeport is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome dragon.

Bossfarlakkenhudsitbeport created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossfarlakkenhudsitbeport, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bossfarlakkenhudsitbeport, he will not care.

Bossfarlakkenhudsitbeport's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bossfarlakkenhudsitbeport's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Bossfarlakkenhudsitbeport loves mice, so they must be honoured.

3. Put Bossfarlakkenhudsitbeport first in all things.

4. Never feed lots of strawberries to seals while wearing black stockings.

5. Never eat bark.