Rancabbin Dimdonhug Bogontpark is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful chicken.

Rancabbin Dimdonhug Bogontpark created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rancabbin Dimdonhug Bogontpark, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rancabbin Dimdonhug Bogontpark, he will turn you into a tree.

Rancabbin Dimdonhug Bogontpark's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Rancabbin Dimdonhug Bogontpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never laugh near ducks.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.