Bantofrulxen is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, sapient dove.

Bantofrulxen created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Bantofrulxen, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bantofrulxen, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bantofrulxen's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bantofrulxen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not kill horses.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.