Boglarntarp is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciful elephant.

Boglarntarp created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boglarntarp, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Boglarntarp, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Boglarntarp's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Boglarntarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.