Dapwegvon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic wren.

Dapwegvon created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Dapwegvon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dapwegvon, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dapwegvon's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dapwegvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Erect nine iron sculptures of Dapwegvon on top of important buildings.