Monhenrillfudtarpvogmadbast is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, passionate pig.

Monhenrillfudtarpvogmadbast created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monhenrillfudtarpvogmadbast, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Monhenrillfudtarpvogmadbast, he will remove you from existence.

Monhenrillfudtarpvogmadbast's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Monhenrillfudtarpvogmadbast's Holy Commandments

1. Monhenrillfudtarpvogmadbast loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Never feed lots of grapes to bats while wearing cyan shirts.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Monhenrillfudtarpvogmadbast.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.