Xuckbabsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a large, weak fly.

Xuckbabsaw created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckbabsaw, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xuckbabsaw, he will refuse to believe in you.

Xuckbabsaw's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Xuckbabsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Xuckbabsaw.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Run away if four otters approach from the north.