Dusshatwikbogganxinmit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair tapir.

Dusshatwikbogganxinmit created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusshatwikbogganxinmit, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dusshatwikbogganxinmit, she will laugh at you.

Dusshatwikbogganxinmit's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dusshatwikbogganxinmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Dusshatwikbogganxinmit in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.