Ratspagbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, self-assured mink.

Ratspagbeg created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratspagbeg, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ratspagbeg, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ratspagbeg's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Ratspagbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ratspagbeg.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Ratspagbeg.