Gupbimbat Rutstipban is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous butterfly.

Gupbimbat Rutstipban created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupbimbat Rutstipban, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gupbimbat Rutstipban, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gupbimbat Rutstipban's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Gupbimbat Rutstipban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.