Libbotbod Bigrullfly is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, self-confident finch.

Libbotbod Bigrullfly created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libbotbod Bigrullfly, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Libbotbod Bigrullfly, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Libbotbod Bigrullfly's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Libbotbod Bigrullfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick whales.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Libbotbod Bigrullfly must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near nematodes while wearing fawn rings and balancing nine copper spheres on your feet.