Tendutfag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered wyvern.

Tendutfag created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tendutfag, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tendutfag, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tendutfag's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Tendutfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about badgers.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.