Sadsawlid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient wren.

Sadsawlid created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadsawlid, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sadsawlid, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sadsawlid's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Sadsawlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Hide if seven foxes approach from the south.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Do not keep five tapirs in a large pit.

5. Never talk about special relativity near rats while wearing gray kilts.