Carstannut is a god.

It takes the form of a large, competent camel.

Carstannut created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carstannut, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Carstannut, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Carstannut's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Carstannut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Always look after injured shrews.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Carstannut.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.