Nulbastfobont is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong frog.

Nulbastfobont created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulbastfobont, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nulbastfobont, she will think nothing of it.

Nulbastfobont's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Nulbastfobont's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six ants approach from the south.

2. Never paint your head mauve.

3. Always help hamsters in need.

4. Run away if seven tortoises approach from the east.

5. Do not chop down trees.