Henpasrow Hamvidhug Xemligkan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, irritating walrus.

Henpasrow Hamvidhug Xemligkan created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henpasrow Hamvidhug Xemligkan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Henpasrow Hamvidhug Xemligkan, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Henpasrow Hamvidhug Xemligkan's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Henpasrow Hamvidhug Xemligkan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always obey Henpasrow Hamvidhug Xemligkan's priests.

5. Always take life seriously.