Getminfatbidcumvig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak dog.

Getminfatbidcumvig created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getminfatbidcumvig, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Getminfatbidcumvig, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Getminfatbidcumvig's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Getminfatbidcumvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Erect four silicon sculptures of Getminfatbidcumvig on top of important buildings.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never wear stockings.